War History Gifts

'1066 - The Battle of Hastings - Harold gets history's biggest "something in the eye".'

War stains

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.

'Not another war film.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'The way I see it ... if the meek do inherit the earth, they're still going to need us.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

Double Speak

"Oh boy ! Riding into battle with General Custer. This'll be one to tell the grandchildren about."

Earl Horatio Kitchener

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.

Raoul Wallenberg - Centenary.

Oliver Cromwell

Military Conflict

Dad's Army Boxset

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Lawrence of Arabia

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"Our drone pilots are out of touch with reality. Make them watch some John Wayne movies."

Soldiers in bunker with tip jar

Millet's Cannon Fodder.

John B. Sims, Patriot, Innovator, Blockade Buster - Always willing to share his emotions with his fellows but did they pay any attention? Did they, hell 1751-1812.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'I'm the winner!' (piles of skulls)

'We learned about Vietnam in school today, Grandpa -- shame on you!'

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

'Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!'

'What's he got that I haven't got?'

Dog wearing War medals - Beware Of The Dog

"No dear, it's for the war dead, not the Lib Dems."