Historical Warfare Gifts

"Tell them no, we're not mad, we're even!"

The Birth of Modern Military Tactics

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Cat in a tank...

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Putin and Zelensky

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Archival Warfare

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp