Historical Warfare Mugs

"Tell them no, we're not mad, we're even!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Cat in a tank...

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Putin and Zelensky

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'