War History T-Shirts

'1066 - The Battle of Hastings - Harold gets history's biggest "something in the eye".'

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

War stains

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.

'Not another war film.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'The way I see it ... if the meek do inherit the earth, they're still going to need us.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

Double Speak

"Oh boy ! Riding into battle with General Custer. This'll be one to tell the grandchildren about."

Earl Horatio Kitchener

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.

Raoul Wallenberg - Centenary.

Oliver Cromwell

'Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!'

Millet's Cannon Fodder.

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

'What's he got that I haven't got?'

'We learned about Vietnam in school today, Grandpa -- shame on you!'

Dog wearing War medals - Beware Of The Dog

'I'm the winner!' (piles of skulls)

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

John B. Sims, Patriot, Innovator, Blockade Buster - Always willing to share his emotions with his fellows but did they pay any attention? Did they, hell 1751-1812.

"No dear, it's for the war dead, not the Lib Dems."

'So some more of our troops got blown up, but at least all of us politicians are ok.'

"Just don't try to balance one on your nose."

Most valuable element.

Soldiers in bunker with tip jar

Lawrence of Arabia

Military Conflict

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'