Military History Gifts

'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

RAF Rapidly Approaching Fifty

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Look, I'd like to avoid overkill, but not at the risk of underkill."

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine gun salesman rejected during battle

"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."

Service Entry.

"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Looks like someone's got some boundary issues.'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Duke of Wellington

'So what did you die of?' Reply - 'Alcoholism...and you?' Reply - 'Nationalism.'

Napoleon Bonaparte

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

"Don't panic. It's one of ours!"

"The situation in Iraq appears to be going well, gentlemen. That, however, is a map of Staten Island."

"Sousa's back!"

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

Horatio Nelson

'Spreading Democracy is hell!'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Lord Nelson

Soldiers Freezing in the Crimean War

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

Christos was excited about the cunning plan...but he wasn't that happy with his allocated seat.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Japanese Victory in First Sino-Japanese War

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel