Military Historians Gifts

"No, they're not regulation, but as soldiers we feel these helmets are a lot more useful."

"And since Mr. Hussein did not see his shadow we predict only four more weeks of insurrection."

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

American Barb Trowsers

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

Messages on bombs say: 'Eat this!', 'In your face', 'Hello hope this finds you well ...'

The Russian Version of the Trojan Horse was something of a failure.

"Shoo!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Cat in a tank...

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Postwar is hell."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Archival Warfare

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp