Military Historians Pillows

"No, they're not regulation, but as soldiers we feel these helmets are a lot more useful."

"And since Mr. Hussein did not see his shadow we predict only four more weeks of insurrection."

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

American Barb Trowsers

Messages on bombs say: 'Eat this!', 'In your face', 'Hello hope this finds you well ...'

The Russian Version of the Trojan Horse was something of a failure.

"Shoo!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Monuments

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'