Military History Geek Gifts

A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Army of the Potomac Stuck in the Mud, Winter 186162

Review of Retreating French Troops at Smolensk (from Russian Original)

Celtic soldier: 'Keeley! Quick! Go warn the King the Romans might be heading this way! We've just captured one of their scouts!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Tennyson answers his country's call.'

Napoleon and Josephine

"Now, you don't see that every day: An army with elephants crossing the Alps..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Servicemen.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Postwar is hell."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Monuments

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'I was in the catering corps.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Shell Fire

Defence Cutbacks.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

The Child and the Tank

Veterans Day US