Servicemen Gifts

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Cat in a tank...

Servicemen.

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Military Medals

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"