Servicemen Pillows

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Soldier armed with a pen.

The Salesman

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Monuments

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"