Serviceman Pillows

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'I got that one for getting this one.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Soldier with a halo of skulls.

Too Fat to Serve...

"Is something funny, soldier?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The Salesman

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Soldier armed with a pen.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"