Serviceman Pillows

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'I got that one for getting this one.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Soldier with a halo of skulls.

Too Fat to Serve...

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The Salesman

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments