Service Member Gifts

Veterans Day US

"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Targets.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Whack, Out of Whack.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Friday 5.30pm.

Saying Grace.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"