Army Professionals Gifts

"And since Mr. Hussein did not see his shadow we predict only four more weeks of insurrection."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Trump

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'At ease, soldier.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'