Army Professionals Pillows

"And since Mr. Hussein did not see his shadow we predict only four more weeks of insurrection."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Totalitarian Humour

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'