Military Professionals Prints

How's My Driving?

'I wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I'm colour blind. What can you do?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'