Military Personnel Prints

The Salute

'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

"Is this legal?"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'Before we begin, I'll read out the minutes from our last meeting...'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.

'Hi Mom, Boot camp is fine, but I think our drill sergeant is hard of hearing. Every time we say something, he yells 'I can't hear you.''

"These maps are old, so pay no attention to the borders."

'...Wait a moment, I need to review my exit strategy.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Hey! These target coordinates are the same... as...'

Water Wars.

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'Remember to pace yourself!'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"Maybe you shouldn't send out e-mails when you're tired."

"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."

'So what did you die of?' Reply - 'Alcoholism...and you?' Reply - 'Nationalism.'

Army Recruitment Centre - Defend the American Dream!

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

"I just feel safer in one of these."

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"