Defense Personnel Prints

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'This will enable us to make the necessary saving without sacrificing our leather office chairs and plush carpets.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

'I was in the catering corps.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Totalitarian Humour

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."