Defense Advocate Gifts

Justice 4 Ron

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Snow Devil

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Detention Center

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Moulting"

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Route 666

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Mod Kwan Doh

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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