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Justice 4 Ron

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

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'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

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Mod Kwan Doh

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Moulting"

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Route 666

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."