Ballistic Expert Gifts

Missile company employee gets a missile in his 'incoming' tray.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"He did it!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Brain Bomb Detector

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Mines at Sea

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Bug bomb squad.

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"