Ballistic Expert Pillows

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Brain Bomb Detector

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Mines at Sea

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Bug bomb squad.

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne