Bat-swinging Enthusiasts Pillows

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Recalculating route..."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Mood Swings.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

The next damn Batman.

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Deregulated Baseball

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Something nocturnal."

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Who's the artist?"

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Bat

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Cosmic!'

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."