Bloopers Lover Pillows

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Rose Garden

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I've seen a tulip before."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

'That plant food really works!'

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

Florist

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

Good cop, bad slop, hard bop.

Birthday Bubbles