Blooper Fanatic Pillows

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Do you like my bling?

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."

Women weighing herself with balloons.

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

'Faked his own death.'

'Let me guess. Brakes giving you trouble?'

Covid Bubbles

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"Some people do not appreciate the gravity of ion."our situat

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

"Apparently, Paul Hollywood used to be called Paul Hollywoodland."

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

Good cop, bad slop, hard bop.

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.