Blooper Fanatic Pillows

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Movies vs. Films

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Do you like my bling?

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Women weighing herself with balloons.

'Faked his own death.'

Bowling Birthday Balloon

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

'Let me guess. Brakes giving you trouble?'

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

Covid Bubbles

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"Apparently, Paul Hollywood used to be called Paul Hollywoodland."

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

"Some people do not appreciate the gravity of ion."our situat

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

Good cop, bad slop, hard bop.

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."