Blooper Enthusiast Pillows

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

They changed their tunes.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'It's the boogie man!'

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

1940's Fashion.

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.

No one dared move while Ernie looked for a place to wipe his booger.

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."