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Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

"Let's identify our weaknesses... and don't look at me when you talk."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"