Tv Blooper Fans Pillows

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

"And now. . . for the last stupid human trick!"

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

Popcorn.

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

Rialto: a brief respite between the summer deluge of bottom-feeder crap and the winter deluge of upscale crap

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

"Next time, don't call me at 3 a.m. to ask if a pill you saw on late night TV is right for you!"

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

Research Institutes.

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'