Photo Blooper Lover Pillows

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Rose Garden

Office pics on dinner table.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Apple harvest."

Mount Rushmore.

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

Spiel-Berg.

The Reaper family on Holidays

Baby Paparrazzi

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Rabbit pulls down fellow rabbit's ears as photo is taken, instead of making 'rabbit ears'.

'That plant food really works!'

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"I should have taken more selfies."

Southwark Cathedral

'...and that was last Wednesday. Here's what I had for dinner last Thursday...'

Man paying for face-in-a-hole photo of 'Man of the Match'.

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Easter Island Photo Bomb

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

"How could she do this? Salma Hayek has ruined 'Frida'! It's the movie I've waited my entire life to see! Now I'll never set foot in that theater!"

"I never realised how photogenic we were."

TV: 'Now a look at the history of lighting used to create pictures. Please note that this programme contains flash photography.'

Duck Taking A Selfie