Photography Blooper Lover Pillows

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Rose Garden

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Office pics on dinner table.

"I've seen a tulip before."

Mount Rushmore.

"Apple harvest."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Two reporters interview each other.

Spiel-Berg.

The director said 'cut'!

The Reaper family on Holidays

Baby Paparrazzi

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Rabbit pulls down fellow rabbit's ears as photo is taken, instead of making 'rabbit ears'.

'That plant food really works!'

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

Southwark Cathedral

'...and that was last Wednesday. Here's what I had for dinner last Thursday...'

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

Man paying for face-in-a-hole photo of 'Man of the Match'.

"I should have taken more selfies."

"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Easter Island Photo Bomb

"I never realised how photogenic we were."