Bop Lover Pillows

Good cop, bad slop, hard bop.

Marimba

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Radiator jazz player

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Ray Davies

Robbie Williams

The Little Drummer Boy.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Elton John

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Madonna.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Imagine Dragons

Club DJ.

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

A 60's pop group

ABBA

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

Paul McCartney

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"