Hip-hop Lover Pillows

Bling.

Louis Now

'I quite agree -- but corporate said it was time for a redesign.'

DJ.

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

"Rotten kids. I could hear that awful music all the way from Mars."

Marimba

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Kritik's Korner

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

The Little Drummer Boy.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Beware of Dawg.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Hip hop Santa.

The Grim Rapper

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Projection