Hip-hop Lovers Pillows

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Gnome Boys - in da hood!

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Kritik's Korner

Rap music

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Beware of Dawg.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

The Grim Rapper

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Hip hop Santa.

Projection

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Bling Crosby.