Liverpool Pillows

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Everything's gone up."

'I did it all from memory.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Bishops Snooker

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Scouse For Beginners

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Towny Music Night.

My first mistake.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"