Liverpool Gifts

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Kenny Dalglish

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Everything's gone up."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'I did it all from memory.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Bishops Snooker

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Towny Music Night.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Scouse For Beginners

Dog playing snooker/pool.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

My first mistake.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.