Die-hard Liverpool Fan Gifts

Victim support

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Kenny Dalglish

Mohamed Salah

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Jose Mourinho

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Football Delivery

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Any idea how united got on?'

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Virgil van Dijk

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Alex Ferguson

Sadio Mane

Footballers - Jamie Redknapp

Marcus Rashford

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

Manuel Pellegrini

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Jürgen Norbert Klopp

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

David Moyes

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."