Liverpool Fan Gifts

Steven Gerrard

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Kenny Dalglish

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Spot the fur ball.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Scouse For Beginners

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Stop with racism in sport!

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Referee cop.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

The game comes first...

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Jim was a model Dad".

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Theater or football.

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!