Loyal Fan Fighter Pillows

NFL is jerk to fans

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

A Little Extra

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Trent Alexander-Arnold

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Wrestling Champion.

Football addict

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Ball and Chain

'We're still crazy then ...'

Replica Football Merchandise

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."