Loyal Fan Club Member Mugs

The True Baseball Fan

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

Ball and Chain

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I hate idol gossip.'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

The end of baseball season is near

Football Sisyphus

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...