Loyal Fan Club Member Prints

The True Baseball Fan

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'We're still crazy then ...'

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

Football Sisyphus

The end of baseball season is near