Split Allegiance Sport Lover Gifts

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Extreme Bungy

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

The Other Cooperstown

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Playing pig

Egyptian Football

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."