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Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Extreme Bungy

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

The Other Cooperstown

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?