Sporting Chaos Lover Gifts

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

Face painting.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Dog In Your Face Comics

Cinemuck

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Food fight!'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Fetching some bread

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

A mad scientist.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'