Novelty Sports Lover Gifts

Extreme Bowling.

The First Waterski

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Playing pig

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?