Loyal Consumer Pillows

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Best friends without borders.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Please feel free to browse."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."