Loyal Consumer T-Shirts

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Best friends without borders.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'We're still crazy then ...'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."