Loyal Client T-Shirts

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Personal Assistants.

Best friends without borders.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"You've been a virtuous employee, Thornhill, and that is it's own reward."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

Football addict

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'