Loyal Customer Specialist T-Shirts

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Personal Assistants.

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

You've Got Mail

"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce