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'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Surreal ale

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'The Saxon King' pub

'You can't come in here with that.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

His & hers towels.

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

The Reaper's Arms