Lipstick Enthusiast Gifts

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

'No, Joe! It's wearing lipstick! That's the boss's pig!

"I can tell you didn't pull last night. . .You're wearing the same lipstick as yesterday."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Desert Dermatologist

"Would you like to try them out?"

First love.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"Ready...."