Lipstick Lovers Gifts

Lipstick is invented

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Kissing the Fish

First love.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

Magician makes a smell

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Modern day mirror.

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Abbott and Costello meet Leo Tolstoy.

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Laurel and Hardy

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'